For the most part, the customers were fun to scare and ladeled on enthusiastic praise. Everybody was having a good time, until the line started to stall. At that point, the name-calling and stupid jokes began.
To be sure, I felt badly for the customers: they paid their $20 & they were standing in line, bored. However, true cowardice is taunting somebody who cannot respond. Here are just a few of the observational gems I recieved over the course of the weeks:
-"You can tell it's cold, man!!! Check her out."
(I wear at least 3 shirts on any given day.)
-"Haha, you should go out in the sun a little more! You're looking pretty pale."
(Yes, okay. Let's have a conersation right now about my white makeup, you clever fuckwit.)
-"Don't hang yourself!"
(I am standing in a graveyard. I am not near any rope of any kind.)
-"Don't you have anything better to do?"
-"You are doing a very good imitation of a person who could be scary, but isn't."
-"Hey Angel, go to hell!"
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However, all of my coworkers were fabulously polite and interesting people, and the director and his wife were the kinds of people I wanted to have as my new best friends. The actors would all talk and joke for the hours we had before going outside, and some of us even got a little silly.
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What a fun job!
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