Olympic Efforts

Synchro
Originally uploaded by chlorinebeach.

So, anybody in the United States with any media contact at all now knows the name of Michael Phelps. It's not that kid's fault- he didn't ask for the exhaustive coverage. But the problem is that most of the interviewers ask really, REALLY stupid questions-

Q: What were you thinking?
A: That I'd like to win.

Q: How do you feel now?
A: Great!
[Replies provided by me]

Listening to these questions is tedious, and I'm sure answering them is a similar experience. As an answer to that, I have provided five questions of my own I'd like Mr. Phelps to answer:

1. Do you have a pool in your backyard?
2. What is your favorite swimsuit (that you own)?
3. Other than swimming, what is your favorite Olympic event to watch?
4. What was the best meal you ate while in Beijing?
5. You're the best swimmer in the world- now what?

You can answer in the comments section, or e-mail me directly if you'd like, sir.